Dude, I feel bad for you...
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Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it
Rule 2: If you make a mistake, blame yourself for it. The other person you would normally blame and get away with it may just do that to you.
Rule 3: Men are not complicated. They are so simple they are complex.
Rule 4: If you think a teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Work for a job you love. If you do that, you'll never work for the rest of your life.
Rule 6: Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer.